OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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