Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
50% drunk capacity currently
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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