3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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