it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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