and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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