You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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