Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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