wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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