i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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