ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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