it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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