I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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