can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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