lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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