so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You dont lie about slip and slides
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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