we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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