Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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