so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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