how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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