Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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