Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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