Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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