He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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