what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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