That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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