Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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