it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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