its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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