did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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