You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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