Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Boobs are out for the taking
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the raccoons are back...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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