Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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