If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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