why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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