why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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