When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Life is so much better after having sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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