thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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