All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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