I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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