I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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