We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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