Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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