Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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