Ambien. No doubt about it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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