I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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