Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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