im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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