did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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