Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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