No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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