know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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