why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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