i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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