im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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You. Win. At. Life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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