So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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