just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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