People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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