Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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