Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We talked him into tasing himself.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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